Total Medals Earned: 451 (From 118 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,410 Points
Medals Earned: 5/11 (30/250 points)
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Get a score below 100
Get a score below 1k
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Buy an outfit
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Obtain every power-up
Buy ALL the outfits
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/205 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 3/9 (150/450 points)
Get a combo of 50 consecutive hits on Table Two!
Successfully hit all the targets on Table Two!
Score at least 100k on Table Two!
Get a combo of 50 consecutive hits on Table One!
Successfully hit all the targets on Table One!
Get a combo of 50 consecutive hits in Table Three!
Successfully hit all the targets for Table Three!
Score at least 100k on Table One!
Score at least 100k on Table Three!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (65/165 points)
Get ripped in half
Get a gun
Get a shotgun
Beat Tricky
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
Play the game for the first time
Kill the boss and complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/125 points)
Get Weapon 1
Find First Secret
Get Weapon 2
Get Weapon 3
Find First Pet
Beat Game
Beat Game on Hard
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (90/90 points)
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"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman